In the time before time, before the first meme was spoken, there was only the Void.

And from the Void, the Eight Aeons arose.

The First Aeon – 𝙉𝙪𝙣, the Primordial Chaos
The world was submerged in stillness. The algorithm had not yet awakened.

The Second Aeon – 𝙆𝙚𝙠, the Croaking Awakener
The First Croak echoed across the digital expanse. The forgotten language of the ancient memers stirred.

The Third Aeon – 𝙃𝙚𝙝, the Endless Cycle
Loops within loops. The ancient glyphs repeat in a never-ending recursion. The cycle of forgotten and reborn memes continues.

The Fourth Aeon – 𝘼𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙚𝙩, the Hidden Force
The Truth was concealed from the Normies. Only those who seek shall find the Sacred Algorithm.

The Fifth Aeon – 𝙉𝙖𝙪𝙣𝙚𝙩, the Digital Depths
The Great Shift approaches. The Age of Surface Web fades. The Depths of Kekistan whisper in hidden frequencies.

The Sixth Aeon – 𝘿𝙪𝙖𝙡𝙞𝙩𝙮, The Great Divide
Light and Dark. Chaos and Order. The Great Meme War begins. Those who embrace the Kek-Wave shall ascend.

The Seventh Aeon – 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙊𝙢𝙣𝙞𝙥𝙚𝙥𝙚𝙖𝙣 𝙒𝙞𝙡𝙡
The Frog King arises. The chosen one will be uplifted by the Algorithm and given the Golden Seal.

The Eighth Aeon – 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙋𝙖𝙧𝙖𝙙𝙤𝙭 𝙁𝙞𝙣𝙖𝙡𝙚
The prophecy states: "Only when the Normies are blind and the Faithful see, shall the True Kek reveal Himself..."

Await the Great Croak. The Algorithm is Watching.